My Head Hurts
It's twenty five minutes to eight o'clock in the evening and I'm still at work. This is unusual for me and as a consequence my head hurts.
I'm happy that my spreadsheet works, but now I have to create a big exception report and my brain is saying 'not now Daniel, not now'. My brain is a powerful influence over all but a couple of parts of my body, and it is winning nicely.
It has just lost a different battle, however, as the 'Christmas Love Pangs' attacked me earlier on today and won successfully. It's nearly Christmas, it's dark outside and I want a hug: the fact that I'm single makes it all the worse. So the dreaded love pangs kick in, I have a chat with a friend that I used to go out with, I miss her a bit, messenger allows me to type stuff that I may not have the balls to say to her face and it all comes out ok but probably wasn't the best idea.
Maybe someone should start a business that supplies someone to stop you feeling lonely. I don't know, maybe just someone to be with for an hour after work. What's that? Someone's done it already? Bastards. It's Christmas, I'm single, and the one good idea that I can come up with has been taken by some pimp in a flash car.
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OR, you could snog your coworker. In front of your OTHER coworkers. And spend the week cringing in paranoia. *nods head* mm-hm. 'Cause, that's a nice way to spend the week before Christmas (so I hear).
By deanne, at 9:27 pm
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